are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!
I tell people this all the time. The scary part?
There are lots who don’t believe me.
Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment
It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.